Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

I had to argue with a contractor over a parking space. We both had our signals on (for a fucking parking space. Ha!) and I pulled into the space and parked. Instead of looking for another, he waited behind me until I got out of my car and yelled "Hey man, that's not cool. Johnny Five, that's not cool" (presumably, he had read my rear plate).

I shrugged and he yelled again, "We were here first, man" to which I replied "No, I was."

Tired of the whole issue, I kept walking, shrugged one last time, and said "It's a crowded parking lot, dude."

Then he got behind me in line at the Chick-Fil-A.

Parking lot anarchy, ftw.

-Alfonzo

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Monday, July 03, 2006



Happy 4th of July, everyone.