Short and Suite #3

I don't know, man. E-mail is really handy and stuff, but there are some things that you just gotta go and do in person.

Here's what I'm talking about. I got this e-mail a couple minutes ago :
"Please make your way down to the basements of your buildings if you are checking this now. There seems to be a tornado heading this way and to make sure that everyone is safe, we ask you to do this right away (at least until 5:55pm). Thanks a lot."

Yeah, thanks a fucking bundle. Come and knock on my door, if it's that important.

At least I'm not dead.

-Chaz